old spice

so. deodorant doesn't really exist in china. up until recently this hasn't posed a huge problem, that is, until i joined a gym. quick story: my friend, miss ann montgomery and i went to a gym that we had heard cost 300RMB ($40USD) for a month membership. when we got there, however, a major creepster whose english name is 'ace'--he LOVED ann, kept telling her how blue her eyes were and would then sketchily stare into them--told us we had to pay 888RMB ($120USD). so we were like fuck that and left. 10 minutes later, 'ace' called us and lowered the price to 300RMB.... baller!

i digress. anyways, yesterday i was getting my treadmill on, and struggled a little, not because i was tired, but because the man next to me smelled like a rotting deer carcass--speaking of which, http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html. i was all like "yo, man, get some old spice!"...but not really. so yeah, china smells.

my new shower shoes.
adorable, no?

my new boyfriend. hunk.